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I don’t have kids so if someone could let me know if a bag on the head is a common play toy nowadays I’d appreciate it. Honestly, I’m out of the loop so I only have common sense to work off of, which apparently is more than most people, but nonetheless I’d like to know […] More
Don’t interrupt daddy time! I’m trying to be a good f*cking role model around here! Wyoming More
It’s time for Who Wears It Better: That’s What Happens When You Swallow Watermelon Seeds Edition. Now I haven’t knocked up a girl yet, so I don’t know firsthand, but I feel like these are the best maternity clothes. However, two of my best buds from college got babies on the way and I’m trying […] More
Let’s go kids, the train is leaving the station; either get on or get out! Choooo Choooo! Missouri More
Hahahaha bags on your baby’s head never gets old. Hahahaha, am I right everyone? Hahahaha (seriously keep laughing with me, I’m trying to distract her long enough for child services to sneak up behind her) hahahahaaha. Colorado More
Forget Folgers, the best part of waking up are bottom biscuits that I can cup. Unknown More
I know I’m not you father, at least I’m pretty sure I’m not, but let me give you some parenting advice for when you grow up anyway: Do NOT shake what you’re momma gave ya. Obviously your grandmother didn’t pass that along to her daughter, so I’m trying to break the cycle. Michigan More
What’s up Anthony Weiner, way to set a good example for your kids there. Then again judging by the hair, shades, and your accessories it looks like they are already growing up Jersey Shore style anyway, so what the heck right? Colorado More
Once again we see the unfair double standards of society! When I pull my pants down. take out my wenis and piss in a Walmart I get called a weirdo and a creep as I’m being arrested, but apparently when tiny Thor here takes out his hammer everything is whatevs. It’s all malarkey and I’m […] More
Wanna take a peek at something not as disturbing as your mom’s hoochie coochie? Well then caption this photo & we’ll send an autographed copy of our new book People of Walmart: Of The People, By The People, For The People (at a store near you August 1st). Yeah that’s right, book #2 and it’s glorious…unlike his view. […] More
Sometimes Dad lets us kids get away with a little too much but that’s why we love him! Kentucky More
At first I thought maybe she was just cool with having her kid lay on the nasty floor, but the more I think of it the more I hope this is just a sweet reenactment of “I Didn’t Know I Was Pregnant”. Illinois More
