It’s Time To Go
Let me introduce you to Walmart’s other vision for America, SAM’s Club – where the quantities are larger and so are the parenting failures. Unknown More
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Baby Wally
Ok, so here is a story I’m not even creative enough to make up. Here is a pleasant photo of a woman giving birth in Walmart on Black Friday (because that is where every pregnant lady needs to be). Turns out she named the baby Wally, which I like because it’s a mix between Willy […] More
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Caption Contest!
It’s not often someone has a worse shirt on than a Cincinnati Bengals fan but this guy managed to do it. What I want to know, and what the world wants to know, is what that little boy is saying to his mother. Best caption will receive a copy of our new 2013 calendar People of […] More
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Head Out On The Highway
If you can read this the baby fell off….Hmm, just doesn’t have the same ring to it. Somebody call CPS. Montana More
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Get Up, Stand Up
On a scale of 1 to “greatest thing I’ve ever seen” this is maxed the F out!!! Unknown More
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Naturally Light
Because the 30 rocks of Natty have clearly been working for you over the years! Nice. New Mexico More
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Lunch Time
I don’t care which side of the public breast feeding fence you are on I think we can all agree that when the kid is old enough to stop halfway through his feeding and light up a cigar it’s probably time to stop. Oh and just in case there is any confusion, I’m on the […] More
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in Featured Creature, Funny, Oregon, Parenting, RandomTrue Justice
Is it just me or are Steven Seagal action movies just getting sad to watch now? Oregon More
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Little Pat On The Back
This is either the most uncomfortable nap-time location or the most controversial backpack I’ve seen in quite some time. Florida More
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Ice Cold Milk
I like how she leans by the cooler to keep that stuff cold for him. Oh and shout out to my mother for never whipping her titty out in public to feed me. Love you mom. California More
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Make Way For Ducklings
Oh no! This is like seeing a mother duck walking her ducklings right into busy highway traffic. You just want to grab the little ones and run them to safety but you can’t! They only know how to follow momma! So sad… Texas More
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in Featured Creature, Funny, Ohio, ParentingPrincess Pony
You can call me a dick, but I’m not really feeling too bad for our girl here. Sure, there are all kinds of things piled on top of her and behind her, but they are all toys for her! Baby girl is getting straight hooked up. Maybe I’m just pissed because I’m too old to […] More
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