Not Gonna Take It
This Twisted Sister wannabe is actually a Twisted Mister. Sooo you may want to reconsider those naughty thoughts going through your head…Sinner… South Carolina More
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WWIB: Hairy Situation
In words I never thought would leave my mouth – “I’m going to need you to ignore the guy with horns and just concentrate on the flower girl.” – I need you to do that because in this “Who Wears it Better” she takes her garden and matches it head to head (pun intended) vs […] More
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The Human Cat Toy
But it’s so cute when her 14 cats play around with her long braid like it’s their little play toy. Dey just wuv it so much! Ohio More
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Fettuccine Phil
I too enjoy my head to look like a pasta machine in action. New York More
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Rows Of Corn
Is there a single white person in the history of the world that has looked good in cornrows? Seriously. It’s just about the worst thing you can do to your entire image because there is a 0% chance of not looking like an untrustworthy piece of shit. North Carolina More
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The Mechanic Cut
Now that is one greasy skullet patch you’ve got going my friend. Kinda screams business in the front, oil change in the back. California More
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Whoa Mo
Every time I see a big bright mohawk all I can see is a big ol’ peacock with it’s nice feathers spread out for attention. Unfortunately that then makes your head the peacock’s ass, but for those of you playing at home, I still think that fits nicely in my comparison here. North Carolina More
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Sour Patch Man
Check out this dude. Hanging onto hope like his life depended on it. Sorry bud it’s over, let it go. Indiana More
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Puff, Puff, Pass
They probably don’t even bother to ask to see his “medical” marijuana card. Arizona More
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The Reverse Skunk
When looking like a normal, functioning member of society is too mainstream. West Virginia More
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WWIB: Let Down Your Hair
If you wanted to have a whole bunch of messy weird ass hair on your head, would you go with the nappy look or the unraveled ball of yarn? California More
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