Rolls Royce
There’s something about women with mullets and khaki shorts that makes me horny…I mean…pull your shirt down buddy, nobody wants to see that. North Carolina More
Mullets/Tails
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Coming Up Tails
Raccoon or fox? Suspenders grabbing the tighty whiteys or a safari hat? So many decisions! Arizona & Utah More
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Gym Class Hero
Maybe his back pocket is filled with a gym class of tiny freshman getting ready to climb the ropes. I don’t know, I can’t really think of a practical scenario for that hair. North Carolina More
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The Dynamic Duo
This is quite possibly the worst tag team ever. Pennsylvania More
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Funny, He Doesn’t Look Druish.
Name’s Barf. I’m a mog, half man, half dog. I’m my own best friend. Illinois More
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Hole In One
I think the Pittsburgh-style haircut accents the snow boot/yoga pants combo quite well. Don’t think that I didn’t notice that little mouse house on her money maker… Oklahoma More
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I Highly Doubt That
Unfortunately it looks like your mom was a ratf***er. Utah More
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in Featured Creature, Mullets/Tails, Pennsylvania, Short Shorts/No Shorts/Underwear, Walmart FashionTough Love
You kind of got this hybrid of Daisy Duke and wrestler Jake “The Snake” Roberts down huh? It says “I can work it on the dance floor but also beat that ass if you get touchy.” Pennsylvania More
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The Grassy Knoll
Well if you’re the type of person who would decide to keep a patch of lawn in the desert, you’re probably the same type of person that won’t maintain it either. Michigan More
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Shape Up Or Ship Out
My mullet, your mullet, her mullet, permmullet…. California More
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Life Aquatic
Hey! Hey! Hey man, hold up. There’s a f***in’ Jellyfish on your head! Stay still, I’ll pee on it. Ohio More
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