I’ll Give You Crew Cut!
Well that is certainly easier than actually buying and having to put on a head band everyday. Alaska More
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Rusted Root
After you’re done picking up whatever disinfectant it is you use on that thing why don’t you head on back to the lawn & garden section and pick up some clippers or a weed-wacker to get rid of that rotted tree root. Unknown More
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Baby Skullet
If it is not already a law, we need to make one that states “If you give your kid a skullet, Child Services gets to come to your house, punch you in the stomach and take the kid.” Write a letter to your congressmen and have him propose this as a bill. Texas More
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Hornet’s Nest
I guess you could say everyone is “buzzing” about your entire get-up from head to toe. Well, maybe not all the way at the top of your head, but they’re definitely buzzing! California More
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Crane Gang
Don’t waste your quarter, just crouch down and let you mullet reach on up the slot and pick out whatever prize it wants. Trust me, no one would dare call you out on it. Unknown More
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Gut Check
Kinda got the whole “Indian in the Cupboard” thing going, huh? Well, except you’re not really tiny, there is no way you could fit in a cupboard, and you’re probably not even Native American….so I guess you just have a weird mohawk that starts extremely far back on your head. Oh and those are definitely […] More
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It’s A Yakisoba!
Yeah, good luck describing what you’re looking at to whomever you’re talking to….and do you have oversized chopsticks to pick things out of her noodle hair? Kansas More
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Mo Mullet Mo Problems
If you told me that you saw an older guy with a mohawk/mullet checking out some $5 dvd’s, my very first thought would have been “He has to be wearing camo short over his sweat pants!” – That my friends is called great instincts. It’s a gift….unfortunately my instincts only apply to Wal-creatures. Illinois More
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Babe Of The Day (Our First & Probably Last)
I guess people wanted our site to have a “Babe of the Day” even though our options are thoroughly limited on that and this will likely be the first and last. The fortunate news is we have also had multiple requests for guys with half-fros…so we got pretty lucky to kill two birds with one […] More
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Male Pattern
Listen gentlemen. This is definitely a “male pattern” that you don’t want to follow unless you enjoy your mom cutting your hair while the two of you watch her afternoon shows and discuss why the new cat Bootsy won’t get along with Mr. Ticklepuss. Virginia More
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Pinky Showing Brain
Hey hey there Pinky and the brain! Whatcha got in that fanny pack?…A Yo-Yo? That’s special, what else? 2 Chess pieces? That’s exciting, anything else? Some buttons stuck to an old peppermint and 3 Sacajawea dollars. Fantastic, fantastic! Well you go back to creepin the entire store out mmkay. Iowa More
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