East: #8 Life Aquatic Vs. #9 I See Blue
Like I said folks, 8 vs 9 are tricky. I’m just curious if Blue has the skill set to capture this creature. Please cast your vote in the comments! More
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East: #7 Put It Back Vs. #10 Hot Potato
This is a hairy situation here folks. I don’t think either of them have a shot at the crown, but they could prove real tests in later match-ups. Please cast your vote in the comments! More
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East: #1 Front To Back Vs. #16 Skullet
In the history of the NCAA tournament a #1 seed has never lost to a #16 seed….I don’t see this one being the exception to the rule. It should be a swift and ugly first round KO by back-boobs folks, but we shall see. Please cast your vote in the comments! More
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in Featured Creature, March Madness, Mullets/Tails, Short Shorts/No Shorts/Underwear, Walmart FashionSouthwest: #8 Hound Dog Vs. #9 Color Me Bad
Bad hair or bad pants? It’s a toss up in this match-up folks. Please cast your vote in the comments! More
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in Featured Creature, March Madness, Mullets/Tails, Short Shorts/No Shorts/Underwear, Walmart FashionSouthwest: #7 Fresh Ink Vs. #10 Lots Of Tail
Who doesn’t love a good body bulge just hanging out for everyone? I know this guy does! Please cast your vote in the comments! More
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Southeast: #5 Read It & Weep Vs. #12 The Real Joe Dirt
Ohh snap! We could have a bracket buster on our hands here. Joe Dirt hairstyles are a cornerstone of PoWM, but will it be enough to overthrow the always classic gross nasty chick wearing far too little? Please cast your vote in the comments! More
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Beer, NASCAR, & Mullets
I guess the empty beer can doesn’t fall far from the trailer. Mississippi More
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Mythological Beast
I can’t tell if that’s a scary man or a scary woman, but obviously we can’t have a picture from the front because we would be turned into stone, so we have to make due with just concluding it’s a scary mythological creature and I think everyone is fine with that. Oregon More
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Monkey On Your Back
You know what I like about my backpack? I can take it off and I don’t have to wash it with shampoo. Arizona More
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Rasta Ken & Barbie
Kinda got this “Barbie and Ken find weed” vibe going for you guys. Wanna know what can fix that up real quick? Shampoo. Shampoo would definitely go a long way in helping with that. Virginia More
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Skullet Vs. Skullet
Well it’s time for another enthralling installment of “Who Wears It Better?”. Today’s contestants enjoy the low maintenance and cooling effects of being bald with the party/creepy molestation vibe of the ponytail. So who ya got, old pony or mullet pony? Arizona More
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Shake It Baby Shake It
Kinda got this bride of Beetlejuice thing going on there girl…..Let’s turn on the juice and see what shakes loose. Louisiana More
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