Pinning The Tail
WHAT?!?!?! ARE YOU KIDDING ME WITH THIS AWESOMENESS! Is this photoshopped or something? There is no way hair can be THAT awesome. I mean a mullet-mowhak-ponytail hybrid…that’s sweetness on a biblical level. Ohio More
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Bathing Suit Blues
Dude, summer is done so get over it. Also, that hair never started so go ahead and cut that out too. Texas More
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The Return Of The Bowl Cut
2 bowl cuts in 1 month, are you freaking kidding me?! Someone pinch me because I think I’m dreaming! I don’t want to get ahead of myself or too over-excited but I’m close to officially announcing that the bowl-cut has made a comeback. Let’s keep this train moving forward people! Unknown More
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Flame On
YES! YES! YES! YES! I will not yell at this woman for her passion for the Calgary Flames because it’s been 3 long months without hockey for me and I’m desperate for anything! Pre-season hockey is here now and I’m pumped, she is pumped, and you should be pumped. If you’re not pumped, get pumped. […] More
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“Itt” Factor
It looks like Cousin It jumped on your back to strangle you from behind….oh, if only! Ohio More
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A Tasty Lick
I’m putting this out there right now, how much money would it take to get you to lick that? Florida More
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The Mulleteer
Everyone stop what they are doing immediately and just take a moment to take in all this glory. I don’t care if you are in the middle of typing an important memo or about to give closing arguments in a courtroom or even driving an ambulance to save someone….Just take a minute and bask in […] More
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You Spin My Head Right Round
My head just keeps going round and round with all of these things catching my attention. Do I concentrate on the thunder booty, the bright orange hair, or what appears to be a side titty hanging out!?! The good news is that I can gawk freely here as opposed to getting caught following her around […] More
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The Boz Going To & From Walmart
Man, Brian Bosworth and his mullet still look like shit. I mean, they still look like they’d be able to beat my ass, but they wouldn’t look good doing it. Kentucky More
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The Zookeeper
We couldn’t afford Kevin James for our rendition of Zookeeper, so we hired this guy to dress the part and slap a tarantula on the back of his head. I can already tell you which one will be more entertaining to watch. Massachusetts More
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We’re Jammin’
Given your hairstyle it’s obvious that you like Bob Marley , but his song “Jamming” wasn’t about going to Walmart in your pajamas. Even if it was, he would be proud to jam in his pajamas and not hide them with that lumberjack coat. Georgia More
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