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Yeah sure, you may think that little tail looks goofy now, but you should see it when it’s sticking out of an adjustable baseball cap…What’s that? It still looks stupid? Then I retract my previous statement. You look like a creeper. Canada More
I guess the apple doesn’t fall from the, hmmmm that’s a tough one. Trees seem too normal for this. The shit doesn’t fall too far from the bat? No, I don’t like referring to kids as bat dookie, it’s not really their fault. I don’t know, what good suggestions do you guys have for this? […] More
Okay here’s the plan, you go grab a package of toilet paper, I’ll get on your shoulders and we’ll stick a roll on one of his spikey things and then watch as he tries to get it off. South Carolina More
It’s time for my favorite game of “Who Wears It Better?” I think today’s Drew Gooden Hair Patch Edition is gonna be a tight race. Let’s hear who you guys think will win…by a hair of course! Pennsylvania More
Geez, I’m amazed at how many of these big ol’ beaver tails we get sent in to us! Every time I see another one more questions just pop into my head. Right now I’m having trouble wrapping my head around how he sleeps with that thing?!?! My car has those lumbar things in the seat […] More
I guess I should give you partial credit for tossing the shirt on to cover up your bikini, but it doesn’t quite do the whole job. As for your man, well I don’t suppose there is much you can do to cover up those sweet jorts and that slicked back mullet. Iowa More
Ohhh yaaaa! Second City improv couldn’t have dreamt up a better scene for us here! I’m gonna let you guys have fun and I look forward to all the captions and story lines you guys have cranking around your brains that are just waiting to spew forth. We are all winners in this situation so […] More
Come on ladies, you know you wanna ride the wave. Kansas More
Today’s question of the day: how do you like your mullet? Do you like it as an accessory to an already greased up head or do you prefer the top to be shaved so that the mullet can shine in all of it’s white trash glory? You make the call in the comments. California & […] More
I want everyone to just take a deep breath and just admire the skullet. Let it draw you in like a warm bubble bath. Feel it relax you, drink it in slowly. Let all your worries escape into that hair. Picture yourself in this Walmart gently stroking the baby bunny like softness, breath in….now exhale […] More
As the lioness stalks her prey, the defenseless antelope hears what appears to be the cackling of a store full of laughing heyenas and is quickly alerted of the nearby predator and able to escape unscathed. Alabama More
Holy shit that’s a lot of awesomeness packed into one dude! I’ll tell you this much though, the minute I have an opening for a bouncer at a sleazy back alley porno shoot, I’m giving this guy a call. Wisconsin More
