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It’s time to pick off that lice and enjoy another fun time of Who Wears it Better: Rapunzel’s Boyfriend-That-She-Probably-Keeps-Hidden-From-Friends-And-Family-Because-She-Is-Embarrassed-Of-Him Edition…whew I’m out of breath. Ya so, who ya got? Blonde or brunette? Florida More
Yup, perfect perfect perfect. I had my doubts, but now I know that real people can definitely pull off the Goro from Mortal Kombat hairstyle. Already made an appointment with my barber for this afternoon. North Carolina More
I don’t think that hairstyle and matching outfits are required to do flying roundhouse kicks, but they are highly encouraged. Missouri More
Oh snap, I think we might have found Lord Dark Helmet’s girlfriend! How exciting, and may the schwartz be with you! Unknown More
Well isn’t that a how-do-you-do! I was just talking to my buddy the other day and I said “Buddy, you know what the back of people’s heads are missing? Boobie tassels!” Then he said to me, “Who the hell are you, why are you talking to me and what the heck are you talking about?” […] More
Two ‘Merica haircuts in one day?! Hot damn! Louisiana More
The Texas flag is red, white and blue so it’s close enough…by the way, have I mentioned how excited I am for Wednesday? Have I mentioned that I bought an American flag polo to wear and could quite possibly appear on my on site when I run to Walmart to get a few bags of […] More
Oh sweet mother of mercy. I don’t even know what to call that!!! Seriously, bangs and a female rat mullet? I couldn’t be that creative or mean if I was shaving someone’s head after they passed out with their shoes on! Idaho More
We have quite the matchup in today’s edition of “Who Wears It Better?”. Are you pulling for the man who was in desperate need for a bag of Doritos half way through his haircut or the mystical red fe-mullet? Massachusetts & New Mexico More
Hey lady! I’m surprised someone hasn’t already alerted you to this, but you have a huge hairy stingray on your head!!! Pennsylvania More
Is that Pebbles from the Flinstones? Ugghhh, things seem tough at Bedrock now. Wisconsin More
