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That’s the thanks Willy gets for being the #1 seed? That’s a hell of test in round two for this year’s favorite to win it all. Will Willy pimp smack his way to the sweet 16? Please cast your vote in the comments! More
In another big upset, Disney Doozie continues his Cinderella Tinker Bell run, but he goes up a formidable opponent in what can only be described in storybook terms as Rapunzel’s inbred cousin. Please cast your vote in the comments! More
Will the Hamburglar continue to sneak her way through this tournament? Will the King of Beers get off his ass to put up a fight? All these questions will be answered here. Please cast your vote in the comments! More
In what was a complete shock to this analyst, Fanny Packin’ had herself an extremely tough test last round and only barely squeaked by with the win in Round 1. Will she regroup her troops and show her true potential or fall to the rump shaking she-devil? Please cast your vote in the comments! More
Like I said folks, 8 vs 9 are tricky. I’m just curious if Blue has the skill set to capture this creature. Please cast your vote in the comments! More
This is a hairy situation here folks. I don’t think either of them have a shot at the crown, but they could prove real tests in later match-ups. Please cast your vote in the comments! More
This isn’t Cupcake Wars little lady, this is a real war. You better bring your A game if you wanna take down this cool cat. Please cast your vote in the comments! More
I find it odd that out of these two it’s the cavewoman wearing the pants. Then again I also find it odd that there is a woman with no pants and a woman who looks like Bam Bam and they both went out in public. Please cast your vote in the comments! More
WOA! Holy sh*t! What a match-up here folks! The selection committee did us no favors here. Both legit contenders for the championship and we have to decide in round 1?!?!?! It’s unfair, but alas, so is life. Prepare your brackets to be busted! Please cast your vote in the comments! More
If you are going to take one thing away from this match-up, remember the less you cover the better your chances. So to all you young kids out there aspiring to one day be the PoWM National Champion, take note of this one! Please cast your vote in the comments! More
Does quantity count for something? This is what we will find out in this match-up as our #2 seed has appeared on the site multiple times without learning to wear pants that don’t show his goofy underwear. Please cast your vote in the comments! More
In the history of the NCAA tournament a #1 seed has never lost to a #16 seed….I don’t see this one being the exception to the rule. It should be a swift and ugly first round KO by back-boobs folks, but we shall see. Please cast your vote in the comments! More
