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Final Four: #1 Front To Back Vs. #3 On A Sesame Seed Bun
For a shot at the title!!! Will our top seed move forward or will the Hamburglar manage to steal away two big mounds of meat? Please cast your vote in the comments! More
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Final Four: #3 Tighter Vs. #7 That’s A First
It’s down to the Final Four! Which underdog do you have moving forward for a chance at the title?!?!?! Get excited people! Please cast your vote in the comments! More
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Elite Eight: Southwest #3 Tighter Vs. #9 Color Me Bad
Let me tell you something about extremely tight clothes. Most of the time they are not flattering. They can make you look like a condom, or a potato, or a sloppy joe, or one of the other many products you don’t want to look like. Best to avoid tights altogether. Please cast your vote in […] More
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Elite Eight: East #1 Front To Back Vs. #3 No Tan Line
I shall dub this match-up “Who would you like to hug in a loving embrace more?” Please cast your vote in the comments! More
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Elite Eight: West #1 Fanny Packin’ It On Vs. #3 On A Sesame Seed Bun
The match-up might literally blow this analyst’s mind! Are you kidding me with this? One word….Epic! Now get to it. Please cast your vote in the comments! More
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in Featured Creature, March Madness, Mullets/Tails, Short Shorts/No Shorts/Underwear, Walmart FashionElite Eight: Southeast #7 That’s A First Vs. #12 The Real Joe Dirt
We are down to the nitty gritty of the Elite 8! Finally a match-up that will answer the world’s question of which is worse, hair or hips? Please cast your vote in the comments! More
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Sweet Sixteen: East #1 Front To Back Vs. #5 No Pants Dance
Look at this! A #1 vs. a #5?!?! That seems quite typical for the normal tournament but we’ve been accustomed to upsets around here. Will the No Pants Dance keep it up and pull off a huge upset or will Back Boobs nip her competition? Please cast your vote in the comments! More
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Sweet Sixteen: East #3 No Tan Line Vs. #7 Put It Back
We’ve got ourselves a hairy one here folks! It’s like the Wolfman and his weird creepy grandpa. Please cast your vote in the comments! More
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Sweet Sixteen: Southwest: #9 Color Me Bad Vs. #13 C Is For Cookie
We know she can throw down some cookies, but can she take care of baked potatoes? Please cast your vote in the comments! More
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in Featured Creature, March Madness, Mullets/Tails, Short Shorts/No Shorts/Underwear, Walmart FashionSweet Sixteen: Southwest: #3 Tighter Vs. #10 Lots Of Tail
The walking condom already took care of one white chick with a big ol’ ass, will he do it again? Please cast your vote in the comments! More
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Sweet Sixteen: Southeast: #9 Keepin’ The Hands Warm Vs. #12 The Real Joe Dirt
This one sets up to be quite the barn burner! Will Joe Dirt lay “waist” to his competition? Please cast your vote in the comments! More
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Sweet Sixteen: Southeast: #3 Pants On The Ground Vs. #7 That’s A First
Usually when I hear “no pants” or “skimpy high skirt” I get excited. Don’t get me wrong, I’m excited for this match-up, but that’s the only thing that excites me about these pics. Please cast your vote in the comments! More
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