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Dear world, PeopleofWalmart.com and GirlsInYogapants.com are two very different websites. I know we are in the same network, but whoever thought it would be a good idea to combine them has a very sick and twisted mind. Knock it off! Washington More
Every time I go to Wally World I feel like I have my own cross to bear. Fortunately mine is a metaphorical one so it’s less stress on my back. Washington More
I see a goat and I see gasoline…what I don’t see is this ending well for that goat. Washington More
I see your favorite color is purple, my favorite color is black…like the back of my eyelids, which is what I end up looking every time you walk past me. Washington More
Let me tell you a few things about chinchillas. (1) They are rodents, and (2) they are commonly used by the fur industry for clothing and other accessories. So either you like to carry around a rodent at all times or you are not grasping the “accessory” part. Either way you slice it, something seems […] More
You know, I went to Margaritaville too. I dropped $14 on an average cheeseburger and $11 on a margarita, yet somehow I managed to escape the urge to wear a goofy hat and join a cult-like following. Washington More
What? You think that flowing white hair and glorious beard just happen by accident? It takes a lot of time and conditioner to look that good my friend. Santa has to be fresh for the 25th. Washington More
In life there are show-stoppers and show-watchers…I’ll let you decide which she is. Washington More
I present to you the Queen of the Wookies in all her glory! No other words need to be said, other than she is weavetastic, which isn’t even a word so technically I was right, no other words needed to be said. Washington More
The 49ers are 8-1…wrap your head around THAT! You already did? Oh…well f*ck me, right? Washington More
