One Woman Wolf Pack
Nothing to see here. Just two wolf-like creatures escorting this fine lady like a ancient warrior princess. Please feel free to insert your Game of Thrones ‘Winter Is Coming’ meme references here. Washington More
Washington
More stories
-
-
Diaper Dandy
I’m not sure what is going on here. If this is precautionary to prevent poop in the car, I’m a bit worried. If something happened to the dog and he can’t control himself then I’m sad. If he put them on himself, then I’m extremely extremely impressed. However, no matter what the scenario is here […] More
-
Don’t Forget To Stretch
You know what, I’m okay with this. In fact, this is the type of limo high school kids should be taking to the prom. Don’t make your parents shell out a bunch of money for that new Hummer limo, you drive a piece of shit to school everyday anyway, just because you show up one […] More
-
6 Going On 46
That’s the same outfit my 6 year old cousin picked out for herself to wear. Funny how by completely mismatching you’ve made a match….intellectually. With a 6 year old. You’re a stupid doo-doo head. Washington More
-
Fishing For Compliments
Good God lady, I’d rather see dolphins caught in fish nets than this. Washington More
-
WWIB: Tie One On
You know, growing up I always assumed putting on a tie made you look professional. Turns out there are exceptions to that. What I need to figure out in this edition of ‘Who Wears It Better’ is whether you guys prefer a pubic bow tie or a neck tie? Virginia & Washington More
-
Front Or Back?
Is that back camel-toe? Holy bajeeebus! Throw some back titties on this one and you’ve got yourself a person…still a gross person, but a gross back-person. Washington More
-
in Featured Creature, Funny, Mullets/Tails, Texas, Walmart Fashion, Washington, Who Wears It Better?WWIB: Piggly Wiggly
You guys probably don’t hear it, but every time we do a “Who Wears It Better?” there is this upbeat techno type of theme music playing in my head and it pumps me the F up! Anyway, back to business. Pigtails on anyone over 10 years old look ridiculous. So while they both lose, you […] More
-
Primed & Ready
What’s up there Optimus Primer! Huh? Primer? Right? Huh?….your car is a piece of shit. Washington More
-
-
Bird Is The Word
Sometimes being a crazy cat lady is too mainstream, I get that. Way to think outside the box. It’s very creepy lady from Home Alone 2 of you. Washington More
-
Bamboozled
What the shit is that? Is that Bat-Dog? Is it an ugly furry dragon? I’m baffled. Completely baffled right now….unless it can actually fly, then I’m kinda jealous. Washington More
-
Don’t Forget To Use A Condiment
I think we’ve found true love here on PoWM. Being able to bring Ketchup and Mustard together is something I’ll truly….relish? Texas & Washington More
Load More
Congratulations. You've reached the end of the internet.
