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While I’m sure there is some crazy stupid story behind this arrest, I really don’t care. What I do care about is how it has implanted this fantasy in my mind where there are secret Walmart Police staff hidden in the building waiting to tackle and arrest those dressed inappropriately. While that would seriously hinder […] More
Got multitasking? Geez! Better watch out, some accidental titty milk spray could short circuit that credit card machine. Washington More
All I want to know is where I can get my custom bedazzled misspelled Obama star blanket? Me and Barako are like bff’s so I gotta let the world know! Washington More
Hey everyone, it’s Monday so this is our little reminder that it’s time to put your asses back in your pants and get back to work. Speaking of work, in this “Who Wears It Better?” we need to know which of these two is workin’ it better! Florida & Washington More
Who doesn’t love a day where you’re told this is the day you express love to someone? It’s so natural. Enjoy dropping $45 on a $2.20 bear that will end up as your dog’s hump toy. Washington More
Not the red heart I had in mind for today, but okay. Washington More
Oh I’ll believe that when my shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbert. Seriously though, if you add the “C” & “E” to “Porsh” it is a dead ringer for a Twin Turbo 911. Washington More
I am absolutely terrified for your well being. All I ask is when some studio head sees this pic on here that PoWM gets a little taste of the blockbuster horror film that will follow. Seriously, that looks like the world’s largest, most possessed Yorkie eating your head off. Washington More
In case parking illegally in front of 2 handicapped spots wasn’t “F” you enough. Washington More
I don’t know what happened here, and frankly I don’t want to. The bottom line is somewhere along the way you screwed up and you screwed up hard. The next step is doing something about it and I suggest we do it now. Washington More
Are me and Eric Cartman the only ones that get annoyed by modern day hippies? There truly is no point to them whatsoever, unless the point is to look weird and smell all sorts of funny. Alabama & Washington More
Alright people, we haven’t given anything away for a while so let’s change that. Funniest pickup line wins either a copy of our new book or calendar, your choice. GOOOOOOOO! Ohio & Washington More
