We’ve got ourselves a crack-tastic battle of the bulge going on right here. Excuse the obvious pun, but I think shits about to go down. Washington More
Ohhh yeaaaah, reach up there real high and grab that for me off the top shelf won’tcha hun….What? You guys don’t enjoy seeing middle school science teachers in booty shorts? Prudes. Washington More
2 days ’til Christmas everybody! But real question here, what would you do if this Santa came down your chimney this year? Like you would be hella confused, but then he does have presents for you so you probably don’t want to judge him right to his face so you just offer some cookies and […] More
C’mon bro, Halloween was weeks ago. Unless you are Twisty the Clown from American Horror Story, then you shouldn’t be dressed like a bozo….see what I did there? Eh oh! Washington More
Well that is super gross. Honestly even Halloween costume companies haven’t even gotten that nasty to design this type of scary wig. Looks like a dirty animal nest. Washington More
Maybe these girls are….Twisted Sisters? Huh? Get it? Sisters. Twisted Sister the band with the hair. Their hair is also twisted and puffed. Right? Somebody? Bueller? Bueller?…Ahhh screw you guys, I still think it’s funny. Washington More
Just a pair of lower leg tattoos that are working their darnedest to distract us from the rest of the mess that is going on. If you didn’t have the option to advert your eyes completely, which set of printed sticks would you pick? Washington More