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How you just gonnna forget pants? For real, you look like you’re about to climb into bed, not choose another weird derivative of Ranch dressing they made up like Bacon Chive Buttermilk Sour Cream Ranch….Light (although that does sound dope). Back to my point, where are your damn pants?!?!? Washington More
Oh what’s that? For some crazy unlikely reason this sweet ride broke down. No big deal, I’ll just hop on the tricycle or the creepy baby shopping cart to keep this fun train moving. Fashionable and practical. Washington More
When you don’t want the weekend to end so you just don’t give AF on Monday… Washington More
The people of Whoville just aren’t as cutesy when they grow up and move away from the herd. Washington More
Halloween on a budget makes me smile more than it should. Sick Leeloo costume bro. Washington More
Turns out just about everybody can have kids. Doesn’t take much brains to do it either. North Carolina & Washington More
I got crazy eyes over here giving me a headache from making eye contact with those googly things. Do me a favor, go to your tattoo guy and have him just turn those into a Minion for me please. Washington More
Man that is a battle I’m glad I’m not fighting. It must be a serious one if you’re preparing for battle like that. Washington More
Well as long as your “girlfriend” said it’s okay I suppose we should all just pop a titty out for you. Then again who would have bet on a blow-up doll telling him he can’t see real boobs? Washington More
How do you have that much clothing material on your person and still manage to leave your thin, tiny butt covered?!?! I’d be impressed if I wasn’t baffled. Washington More
Psssst, I’m gonna let you in on a little secret. The only adult to every successfully pull off pigtails was Britney Spears and that’s using the term “adult” very loosely. So how ’bout we rethink that look hunny? Washington More
