Just A Juggalette
Wow, wouldn’t it be nice if everyone tattooed their most glaring faults on their back? Although now that I think about it I have absolutely no desire to tattoo syphilis between my should blades. Virginia More
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in Featured Creature, Funny, Random, VirginiaWhip It Good
Nothing quite defines whipped as much as “Yes sweetie, I’ll push your big lazy ass around Walmart like a punk with no pride.” Virginia More
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Suspenders Are Spiffy
Suspenders can look super dapper when pulled of correctly. Here are two examples of the complete opposites of that. Virginia More
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in Featured Creature, Funny, Short Shorts/No Shorts/Underwear, Virginia, Walmart Fashion, West Virginia, Who Wears It Better?WWIB: Don’t Think Pink
I’m starting to think pink is becoming less feminine and more “Hey everybody, look how terrible I look in this!” Which seems unnecessary because the booty shorts and jean-skirt-fupa are doing a fantastic job of calling that attention all by themselves. Virginia & West Virginia More
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Keep It In The Family
Nothing like bringing those stupid expensive old-timey pictures you take on vacation to life. Smart decision there, everyone will think that’s a great idea and I’m totally not rolling my eyes, I swear. Virginia More
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Trophy Wife
Stealth hunting done right. Get some Duck Dynasty rejects, get some! Virginia More
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Unbeweavable
Looks like they finally melted the Wicked Witch of the West Side. Virginia More
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Walmart Karaoke
Well isn’t that special. Some nice vulgar lyrics on display for the world. I’m sure it will be extremely unlikely I find any “mofo” quite like you. I mean it’s not like I can find some other idiot with profane lyrics on his shirt in Walmart and put his picture right next to yours. Virginia More
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Swag To Brag
Okay, looks like we’ve got ourselves a little throw down of coolness between two senior citizens. Who ya got folks? Mr. Universe or Mr. YOLO Swag? Virginia More
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I’d Like To Solve The Puzzle
Whoa!!!!! Hold on a second there fella. Either you are asking for someone to bash in that Benz or you have a great explanation and I’m gonna feel like Randy Marsh from South Park real soon with where my mind went. Virginia More
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in Featured Creature, Funny, Short Shorts/No Shorts/Underwear, Virginia, Walmart Fashion, Who Wears It Better?WWIB: Sweet Treats
Don’t worry single guys, just because you act like you don’t care that you’re alone on V-Day doesn’t mean we’re buying it. So your pals over here at PoWM got you some sweet Valentine sweets of your own. Yeah that’s right, little bit of eye candy for you whether you like fun size or king […] More
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