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Time For A Caption Contest
Silly redneck, sisters aren’t for f***ing….I don’t know, that’s the best I could right now. I’d like to hear what you guys can come up with so we will do a CAPTION CONTEST! Let’s hear your best Trix ripoff line for this guy. Winner will receive a copy of our book People of Walmart Shop & […] More
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Amateur Hour
Really dude? I mean really? You go out in public like that? I wouldn’t be caught dead holding that big of a purse with that outfit. Ever hear of a pocket book? Pffffttt, amateurs. Virginia More
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Phish On A Dish
No I don’t want to go back to your apartment and sit in a beanbag chair and listen to your Phish records….just pay for your frozen fish tacos and leave. Virginia More
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Ripped To Shreds
Aside from pointing out the obvious (that this looks incredibly stupid), how does one go about doing this? Do you put the fishnet on then purposefully rip holes? Because that seems like you are trying too hard not to fit in. Or did they rip in some sort of scenario where you are running through […] More
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Fruit Stripe Gum
Well, I have a few questions. (1) Why? (2) Where does one buy those? (3) When you saw them, did you honestly believe they would look good on you? (4) Finally, do you happen to be dating this guy http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=1061? Virginia More
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Clash Vs. Class
For this installment of ‘Who Wears It Better’, we see how pink is done on the east coast. I have to admit, I’m a huge fan of going the extra mile to accessorize with the striped socks, bag, and glitter hat. But at the same time how does one go against church pink and that […] More
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Heel We Go
I wish I could say ‘I wish my legs looked that good in heels’ but I have a penis; Soooooo I guess I’m good. Virginia More
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Male Pattern
Listen gentlemen. This is definitely a “male pattern” that you don’t want to follow unless you enjoy your mom cutting your hair while the two of you watch her afternoon shows and discuss why the new cat Bootsy won’t get along with Mr. Ticklepuss. Virginia More
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Three Ring Circus
While the lime green color can be quite obnoxious, I am impression with the choice of animal on her back side. Virginia More
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I Love The 80’s
Hey, the 80’s called and they said “stay the hell there” because even they don’t want you back. Virginia More
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No Running!
Things got really ugly when she did a cannonball into the fish tanks. Virginia More
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