The Furry Red Monster
Tickle Me Elmo? More like “enjoy your hand herpes for tickling me Elmo”. Sure, not quite the same ring to it, but I think it will stick. Ohio & Virginia More
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Warp Speed
It looks like she is working at an incredible rate of speed!!!….But if you have stood in any cashier line ever you know that can’t be true. Virginia More
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American Eagle
“Awesome swooping eagle trailer….for when all your crazy fills up an entire van.” At least that’s what my sales line pitch would be. Feel free to share yours. Virginia More
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Voting Day
After years of planning, campaigning, debating, annoying phone calls, awkward door-to-door conversations, yard signs everywhere, flip flopping, and over 2 billion dollars spent on terrible television ads in Ohio alone, today is the day we go out and vote for the person we knew we were going to vote for 4 years ago. You can […] More
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Happy Halloween!
Look at that! Doing our job for us! It’s not really Halloween until someone at your office dresses up like People of Walmart, just make sure you know they are actually dressed up for Halloween and not in their typical clothing before mentioning it. Virginia More
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Experience The Rainbow
Your hair looks like the color of children’s vomit on Halloween. Taste the rainbow… Virginia More
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Any Given Sunday
I am having a difficult time picking the team to beat this year in the NFL. My Steelers look like a bum’s nutsack most weekends and there are only a handful of teams over .500 right now. I guess I’ll give my props to the Atlanta Falcons but what about you guys, who do you […] More
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in Featured Creature, Funny, Short Shorts/No Shorts/Underwear, South Carolina, Virginia, Walmart Fashion, Who Wears It Better?WWIB: Jean Machines
In today’s edition of Who Wears It Better, we have two pairs of “jeans” vying for attention. We need to know (1) how much would you pay for said jeans and (2) who wears them better? South Carolina & Virginia More
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WWIB: Tie One On
You know, growing up I always assumed putting on a tie made you look professional. Turns out there are exceptions to that. What I need to figure out in this edition of ‘Who Wears It Better’ is whether you guys prefer a pubic bow tie or a neck tie? Virginia & Washington More
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in Featured Creature, Funny, Michigan, Short Shorts/No Shorts/Underwear, Virginia, Walmart Fashion, Who Wears It Better?WWIB: Men At Work
Finally we can get an answer to the great debate over which type of short shorts make middle-aged men’s asses look the best, daisy dukes or all leather. So you the people have the important task of letting us know “Who Wears It Better?” Michigan & Virginia More
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Eyeing You Up
You see that look on her face? Yeah, she just found out our new book has been out for 2 weeks and you haven’t bought your copy yet. And guess what, we just hired her to go around to every person that hasn’t bought a copy and stare at them like this until they do. […] More
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Double Dose
Do mullets look better on Instagram? Is everything better with bacon? You know it! Virginia More
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