If It Smells Like A Fish…
Oh damn! How is it that fishnet can’t even hold you in? Those things are strong enough to contain angry sharks but somehow your side tire is too much for it! Not good. Utah More
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I’m A Big Kid Now
Listen mom, I know the Pull-Ups tag line is “I’m a big kid now” but (1) you don’t have to show that off to everyone and (2) I think we knew he was a big kid when he drove his F-250 up to Walmart. Utah More
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Wine ‘Em, Dine ‘Em
It’s like the yin yang symbol….but for butt sluts. Utah More
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I’ll Put A Spell On You
This gentleman is an upstanding citizen….(shhh keep it cool. I just didn’t want him to hear me call him bat-shit crazy because I don’t want him to cast some spell on me where my penis falls off.) Utah More
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Haystack
Hey Scarecrow, while you’re asking the Wizard for a brain, can you see if he will give me an extra pair of underwear, because I just pissed and shit myself. By the way, can you please change your name because you don’t scare anyone. That big devil clown next to you that just made me […] More
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Suiting Up
I’ve heard the expression “Swimmin’ in Women” but I always thought it was more of sexual boasting that it was a literal expression. Utah More
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Gingerific!
Is there such a thing as too much mullet? I’m still gonna say no, but not with the vigor I used to say it with. Utah More
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Wisen Up, Man
You kinda have that “Not-So-Wise-Man” look to you, but I’m sure your gift will be great though! Utah More
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Star Quality
The More You Know. Utah More
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Two Turtle Doves…With Mullets
I’ve always wondered what inspires people to write love songs, and now I know, because seeing this match made in heaven just makes me want to sit down and write a timeless classic….probably with some sort of banjo-washboard-jug instruments, but still a love song. Utah More
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Nippin’ It
I was thinking about going all Lady Gaga on my nipples too…thanks for showing me why it was an awful idea. Utah More
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Hottie With A Body
I guess you can say he is an Oldie with some Goodies! On a side note, I find it odd that now more men have appeared on this site wearing bras than the women have. Utah More
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