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Instead of analyzing Obama and Romney’s debate and boring everyone to death, we figured we would have a debate that matters. When it comes to see-through pants, who wears them better?” Nevada & Utah More
Damn! This contest of Who Wears It Better: Flash Mob Edition is gonna be a tighter race than Lochte-Phelps in the 400-meter individual medley!…What’s that? That wasn’t a close finish? Really? But all the hype….oh well, you know what I was getting at. South Carolina & Utah More
No, no, no, no, no, don’t get up, you’ve had a rough day. Just sit back and relax, kick your feet up, and I’ll bring you some snacks to enjoy while you rest…then when you fall asleep, I’ll leave your lazy ass here in the garden section of Walmart so you’re somebody else’s damn problem! […] More
Big Sean’s favorite gal is back. I’m guessing she is picking up some delicious fruit to complement all that cottage cheese she has. But that’s just my guess. Utah More
I guess this is like “Who Wears It Better?” but more like “Who Wears Less Better?” – The obvious answer is that we all lose and they were never even remotely close to winning anything, but for the sake of fun I need to know which of these two would you pick if I made you stare […] More
Okay I’m gonna ignore the wedding. You want weird wedding stuff? Go over to WeddingUnveils.com. I’m more enthralled by the dude eating cake giving them a look like “What are these crazy people doing over here dressed for a wedding in the free cake tent?” Utah More
Another one! Really? Are we going to have to start putting those “Baby on Board” signs on carts now? Maybe if your extreme coups weren’t taking up all that room he could sit in the seat that he’s supposed to be in! Utah More
When you are done sitting on the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat let me tell you why blankets are not actually clothing….because they are f*cking blankets, that’s why. Utah More
This is someone I would want to ring in the new year with because you know he’s got the best shit in town. Utah More
Your back looks like my lawn after I neglect it for a few weeks, cut it, and then there are those nasty balls and clumps of grass randomly spread throughout my yard. Utah More
I call these sharts “The Butterfly Effect” because when you bend over it looks like you sat on a butterfly… Utah More
