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The Dry Handy
Well the good news for all of us is at least we know this creepy mannequin won’t be giving the guy road head….huh? Road head? Right? Cause it doesn’t have a head everybody. Ya get it? Yaaa you got it. You loved it. Utah More
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Doc McStuffins
If you’re a good parent you’ll let your child know that if he/she misbehaves then this is the prison where you’ll send their favorite stuffed animal. Utah More
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The Rooster
Well cock-a-doodle-do. Going with the whole rooster head look I see. Well, you definitely look like a cock-head so I guess you nailed it. Utah More
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I Think I Sh*t Myself
That’s not even a shart. You flat our shit your pants. It appears to have dribbling down your leg and discolored your socks. That’s actually impressive. Utah More
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For For A Family Of 12
I don’t know what this is but I do know that it is wrong. Whatever you were going for you failed at. If you think this is right, you are mistaken. I’m not really sure how else to say this but if I haven’t been clear enough let me know and i’ll see what else […] More
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Breast Wishes
Sometimes people ask us why we created this website….this is why. This is the pinnacle of why we do this. I feel like my entire life has just been leading up to this amazing picture and I’m just happy to share this moment with the rest of you. Especially those of you that are old […] More
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in Featured Creature, Funny, Short Shorts/No Shorts/Underwear, Utah, Walmart FashionWWIB: Double Stuffed
You know what was a logical and pleasant revelation? The double-stuffed Oreo. Wanna know what isn’t pleasant? The double-stuffed jorts. I’d ask you “Who Wears It Better?” but frankly I just don’t care right now. Utah More
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in Featured Creature, Funny, Utah, Walmart FashionSuper Mario
If he hops on a green lizard looking thing that starts eating apples, I might shit myself. Utah More
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WWIB: Strike Up A Match
Ehhhh ohhhh! It’s time for my favorite game Who Wears It Better: Double Trouble Edition. So which odd couple do you give the nod to? Personally I never go against a lone wolves. Wait, that can’t be right. You can’t pluralize lone wolf. Well, it’s sad either way. Utah & Canada More
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WWIB: Make A Match
I’ve been racking my brain to determine if there is any combination of all these clothes that would make one seemingly normal outfit and I’m not sure it can be done. So I’ll leave it to Who Wears It Better: Matchmaker Matchmaker Make Me A Match Edition. Texas & Utah More
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Gimme Your Teeth!
It wasn’t weird until she started telling everyone she was the Tooth Fairy….Ok I’m lying, it was weird even before that. Utah More