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Monday Be Like
Don’t look directly into the abyss. That’s how she gets ya, once you’re hypnotized you’re as good as gone. Texas More
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Need Some Mo
Never thought I’d say this but you need mo-hair in your mohawk. Texas More
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You’re Not Doing It Right
Isn’t it usually the John that is pants-less getting cash out? Texas More
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in Featured Creature, Funny, Random, TexasAdded Height
How’s the air up there? Lonely and virgin-like? Oh. Sorry to hear that. Texas More
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Dressed Like A Mess
After all these years of practicing everyday you’d think she would be able to figure out this whole clothing thing by now. Texas More
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in Featured Creature, Funny, Kansas, Short Shorts/No Shorts/Underwear, Texas, Walmart Fashion, Who Wears It Better?WWIB: One Piece
Which spandex onesie do you guys prefer? Potato or what I believe might be camouflage. I can’t really see because it blends in so well. Kansas & Texas More
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Yellow Sweat
Honestly, at this point I think sweatpants manufacturers should just design a piss stain right on the pants for all production moving forward. It will save a ton of time. Texas More
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A Peek Inside
It’s kind of like how supermarkets package their meat in saran wrap so you can see what you’re buying. Not saying I’d buy this even if it were a manager’s special with reduced pricing, I”m just saying it’s like that. Texas More
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Freddy’s Final Quest
Makes sense that Freddy would be at a Walmart since it’s a nightmare every time I have to go there for anything. Texas More
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WWIB: One Piece
Who needs Match.com when you have PeopleOfWalmart.com? Texas More
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A Step Above
When you’re trying to show off all that new booty definition you’ve been working on at the gym. Texas More
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