#BeachBody
That’s the type of European beach outfit that would make Borat blush. Texas More
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Bro-Buns McGee
Feel like I’ve seen this guy & his bro-buns in every 80’s workout video ever. Texas More
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WWIB: Jamming Out
It’s been a minute since we’ve done a “Who Wears it Better?” so why not jump back into bed with it. Who you guys got in this jammie jam? Texas More
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in Featured Creature, Funny, Texas, VehiclesThe Junker
Need to haul a bunch of junk and a bunch of kids? We’ve got you covered in our new Vuck. Vack? Trun? Tran? What are we calling this thing? Texas More
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in Featured Creature, Funny, TexasEye See You
This is what it looks like if you shave any mom’s head. Texas More
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Animal Problems
Sir, it looks like some sort of snake / rate / ferret type of animal has burrowed itself into the back of your head and is trying to escape it from the top of your head. I feel like you should go see a doctor. Maybe a veterinarian? I’m not sure who, but somebody. Texas More
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Six Shooter & Cuffs
You know this dude is just waiting for a mofo to try something illegal. He’s ready for his citizen’s arrest tally to go up another notch. Texas More
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Wrap It Up
Guess it’s on to the Christmas season already. The good news is it is always weirdo season at Walmart. Texas More
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in Featured Creature, Funny, Random, TexasTight Fit
Yo, I’ve seen some wheelchairs and scooters but I haven’t seen any Pimped out by Xzibit. Unfortunately we found out this bad mamma jamma and her little doggie were stuck in that little turn and basically blocked anyone from getting in or out of the bathroom for a bit. Handicapped accessible my ass. Gotta make […] More
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in Featured Creature, Funny, Texas, VehiclesSo F*cking Metal
You don’t think I’m metal enough? I’ll show you how hardcore I am dude. I’m about to be a welder’s wet dream man! Texas More
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Water Balloon Fight
There’s subtle cleavage and then there’s hanging water balloons from a brick wall. Texas More
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