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It looks like someone woke you up in the middle of the night and yelled “You have 45 seconds to get ready for a stripper contest. And Go!” Tennessee More
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Bombs Away
I found someone who clearly sucks at the Angry Birds game. Tennessee More
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Going South
Things have gone south very quickly and we’re all in trouble. Tennessee More
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Complete With Knee Highs
Dressing for spring shouldn’t be this difficult. It looks like you are doing the walk of shame in the winter while wearing some random dude’s tightey whiteys. Tennessee More
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in Featured Creature, Funny, Short Shorts/No Shorts/Underwear, Tennessee, Walmart Fashion, Who Wears It Better?WWIB: Ass Out
A classic ass vs. ass matchup. David vs Goliath. The known vs the unknown. Should be interesting! Tennessee More
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Less Efficient
For real Walmart? Is this a thing now? This is now twice I’ve seen this BS. You literally have 3 employees standing there, how about we open up more lanes? You’re a multi-billion dollar company, how hasn’t anybody thought of that solution yet? Tennessee More
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Granny’s Pants
When your grandmother makes you clothes but you live under her roof so you don’t want to hurt her feelings. Tennessee More
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That’s What
Sooooo you’re saying she’s available? Tennessee More
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Yankee Doodle
Ya know, I always thought Yankee Doodle sounded a little crazy in that rhyme. Tennessee More
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Getting Her Wings
Buttwings….Sounds like the worst superhero ever. Tennessee More
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In The News: Trouser Trout
C’mon now! This is an arrestable offense these days? Who hasn’t pissed all over themselves in public while shoving trout in their pants? This is still America last time I checked. “CLARKSVILLE, Tenn. — A Clarksville man was arrested Wednesday after he urinated in Wal-Mart while trying to put a package of trout in his […] More
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Two Out Of Three
I feel ya brother. I hope I see this dude in public so I can talk to him. Tennessee More
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