Koopa Poopa
Son, you were just a squirmy glimmer of hope in your dad’s ballbag when King Koopa came out. Stop playing around like you know the real deal Mario Brothers. Tennessee More
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Artsy Fartsy
This is what happens when you constantly tell your kid how good their crappy art projects are growing up. They eventually believe it and make it their life. Tennessee More
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Tweety Bird
Not sure dis dude ever taw a puddy tat, nor do I think he wants to. Tennessee More
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Tattoo Face
Looking like the white trash Mike Tyson. And I bet you he can take and throw a punch like Iron Mike too. Tennessee More
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This Weather Has Me Like…
Nothing makes the day go better than a perfect fitting bra. Am I right ladies? Tennessee More
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Deadbeat Dad
Well, since this is at Walmart I’m gonna go ahead and assume the last person in that position went ahead and took a promotion. Ehhhh Ohhhh! Tennessee More
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The Death Star
Darth Vader’s budget has decreased tremendously since his last escapade. Tennessee More
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The Death Star
Honestly, I would have thought Darth Vader’s ground transportation would be just a little bit nicer than an old Chevy pickup truck. Tennessee More
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The Smelly Skunk
What the actual f*ck are you doing? You’re stupidity almost wants me to give a pass to all the people bringing goats and birds and lizards and other stupid animals into the store. Perhaps I shouldn’t be surprised since you’re like 11 with an arm tattoo. Clearly good decision making isn’t something that you inherited. […] More
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Biscuits Aplenty
You’d figure I wouldn’t be so surprised to find so many bottom biscuits in a grocery store, but alas, consider me perplexed. Tennessee More
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Want To Spoon?
Gotta let everyone know he’s the big spoon in the relationship I guess. Tennessee More
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