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Viking Quest
It was a quick battle the day the Vikings overtook Fiji. South Dakota More
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Itty Bitty
Awwww it’s just so cute! Look at the little baby thong. Reaching out of it’s league to try and impress his other thong friends. Adorable, simply adorable. South Dakota More
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Push It To The Limit
Just like a Nascar fence, that thong is built to be pushed to its limit of containment. South Dakota More
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Dirty Diaper
Baby about to get some diaper rash…and some awful looks. South Dakota More
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The Bandana Buttcrack Bandit
I don’t know what it is but even though all your groceries are in a bag you still give off this vibe like you stole them all. The Bandana Buttcrack Bandit strikes again! South Dakota More
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It’s A Wash
I was just saying to my friend the other day, I said “Friend, you know what’s a cool fashion statement? Looking like the towel that comes out of the wash when you accidentally put a red in with your whites.” And then he said “I’m not your friend please stop talking to me…weirdo.” South Dakota More
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Nice Melons
Sir, nobody here is fooled. Clearly you are trying to smuggle those cantaloupes out without paying for them. Oh and you also have a penis, so act like it. South Dakota More
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Pokin’ Out
Is that bubble-butt real?!?! Tell ya what, why don’t you put your face by it and see if it pops. That’s the only way to settle this. South Dakota More
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Coo Coo For Raccoons
I knew Walmart bought wholesale but do they really needs to start cutting out every middle man and buy directly from the source? I spend the extra couple bills on my coon skin hat so I don’t have to make it myself, thank you. South Dakota More
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Turtleneckin’ For Halloween
In the spirit of Halloween, dressing like your mother is acceptable. Write that down. South Dakota More
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Testing His Boob Pressure
Why roll up your sleeves? Another way to check your blood pressure is by clamping the testing device on your left nipple. See, you learn something new every day. South Dakota More
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Photo Hunt
Okay folks we’re gonna have ourselves a little image search a la Highlight magazine. Please check off as you go. (1) Lays Staxs (aka bullshit Pringles) (2) a Watermelon (3) Beneful Dog food (That’s what I give my dog because she is awesome) (4) Total cereal (5) a baby (6) Yoplait Light yogurt (7) frozen […] More
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