Crack: With Or Without
I can’t tell which I prefer, just plain ol’ ass crack or ass crack with an Amish hipster looking guy. Both pretty deadly. Pennsylvania More
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Two Halves Make A Whole
Do two half moons really make a full moon? I don’t know for sure but I can tell you they are driving me full-moon crazy. My inner werewolf wants to come out and just rip them to pieces as violently as possible. So I’m gonna say yes. Pennsylvania More
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The One & Only
Oh Fart Man, that’s a respectable jersey you got there. I’m curious where they slot you in their starting lineup. Do you guys think he is a first line playmaker or more like a 4th line grinder? I bet the D just loves putting him into the boards and seeing what comes out. Pennsylvania More
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Liquid Peeps
I mean, I got pretty excited seeing all the Easter candy out in stores again too but not nearly as excited as she got. Pennsylvania More
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Startvin’ Like Marvin
If there is anything worse than obnoxiously painted cars, it’s poorly executed obnoxiously painted cars. First lets point out that it looks like balls. Second, and most importantly, lets point out that you totally botched your Marvin the Martian. It’s amateur hour at its finest. Pennsylvania More
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in Connecticut, Featured Creature, Funny, Pennsylvania, Short Shorts/No Shorts/Underwear, Walmart Fashion, Who Wears It Better?It Ain’t Hookin’ If Ya Got It
Kinda curious why HBO or Cinemax haven’t picked up my idea for a “Hookin’ at Walmart” reality show. Connecticut & Pennsylvania More
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Wasting All These Tears On You
Wow! That is a butt-load of people at Walmart to see The Voice winner Cassadee Pope!…and of course we found one of the creepiest guys in the crowd for our closeup shot cause that’s how we roll. Pennsylvania More
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#BumpsAndDumps
#PregnantSelfies #MyBabyBumpAlmostCoversTheShitter #EmployeesMustWashHands #YouBothLook16andSingle #Hashtags Nebraska & Pennsylvania More
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Baby Burps-A-Lot
Well I’m glad I can start my week off knowing I’m not this friggin’ weird. Geez that is creepy. Seriously pal, save that for the privacy of your basement. Pennsylvania More
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The Brawny Man
This is what I assume every guy shopping at Walmart feels like on the inside. Thanks for having the guts to show it on the outside. Pennsylvania More
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Charmin Of The Board
This lady has a toilet paper tail and yet I somehow think she looks better than those idiots running around with fur tails on. So yeah, try that one on for size weird anime kids. Also, why hasn’t someone helped her out yet? I feel like that would be too big to miss for long. […] More
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Lube Me Up Buttercup
I started laughing at this old dude picking out some sex lube until I realized he is getting more action than I am and I’m 28 years old. Whomp whomp. Joke’s on me I guess. Keep swinging that thing old timer! Pennsylvania More
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