Party With Pretzels
Why is that thing on your head? Do reptiles even eat cheese dipped pretzels? Do they technically always have lizard breath? So many questions. Pennsylvania More
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Always Watching
Must be movie #3, The Hillbillies Have Eyes. Pennsylvania More
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Weed High School
Our government sucks…but so does he ladies. Good luck resisting a man that hearts vagina but doesn’t heart the man! Pennsylvania More
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A Little Somethin’ Somethin’
Just another Public Service Announcement to remind everyone to check yourself before you wreck yourself. Pennsylvania More
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The Flightless Thief
Nope, nothing to see here. These wings are mine and they’re for flying. Definitely not stealing them at all. Pennsylvania More
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Vag Vs. Van
Considering men will pretty much stick their penises in anything, you better watch your tailpipe with a sticker like that… Pennsylvania More
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Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
I get that a writer’s job is to tell the story and they have word counts to hit but I really think the author of this article could have just summed it all up by saying “piece of shit mother arrested for doing piece of shit mother things”. Read the article of this mother using […] More
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Stabby McGhee
Extra! Extra! Read all about it! Total idiot apparently steps out of 1988 and steps into a prison hospital bed! Pennsylvania Read the full story here » More
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Back In Black
♫ Fupa dupa, doopity do. I’ve got another riddle for you.♫ Pennsylvania More
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I Can’t Get Up
It’s like when you seem something falling in slow motion. It’s just slipping through your fingers, and you want to stop it but it’s just too late. Pennsylvania More
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White With Foam
I think it’s pretty obvious these colors don’t run. Pennsylvania More
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Black & Yellow
My man knows what’s up. Probably pimped that thing all the way up to Canton to watch my boy The Bus, Jerome Bettis, get inducted into the Pro Football Hall of Fame. Pimp smack gotta hurt with all them Super Bowl Rings on your hand. Pennsylvania More
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