Morning Moon
It’s one of those weird days that you can see the moon during the day. Honestly, it’s not as exciting as science makes it sound. Pennsylvania More
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Let Me Hear Your Body Talk
Not only do those look terrible, I feel like someone just threw up some alphabet soup on them. But if your body could talk, what would it say about you? Pennsylvania More
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All You Need Is Love…
…and 75 hair clips. But mostly love. Pennsylvania More
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Two Cars Humping
Imagine coming out to your car in the parking lot underneath another car… Pennsylvania More
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The Remains
I’d say I’m surprised, but clearly you don’t care enough to change your jammie pants before you leave the house so why should I expect you to check yourself after a good dump. Pennsylvania More
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Pinky Party
Here is an SAT question for you. The family that goes pink together ___________ together. And go. Pennsylvania More
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Let’s Get Weird
Being weird seems like it’s a lot of work. I wouldn’t even know where to begin thinking of & finding all the weird shit for it. Pennsylvania More
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Kiss On The Lips
Anyone else play the game where you see how close you can get your car to something? Just give it that little kiss. I inadvertently do it every day when I pull in my garage. Pennsylvania More
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Along For The Ride
Geez, I think this qualifies as “riding bitch” a whole lot more than sitting in a middle seat. Pennsylvania More
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If It’s Brown….
I think I found a paint swatch to match you. It’s call Poo-rific! Pennsylvania More
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Way To Go Joe
I don’t know who Joseph is, but he is clearly doing something right. I can tell you in all the years I’ve been on this planet I haven’t had a single person even bring up the idea of having my name in their hair. Not once. Pennsylvania More
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