The Dynamic Duo
This is quite possibly the worst tag team ever. Pennsylvania More
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You kind of got this hybrid of Daisy Duke and wrestler Jake “The Snake” Roberts down huh? It says “I can work it on the dance floor but also beat that ass if you get touchy.” Pennsylvania More
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Wrap It Up
Why would you think it’s a good idea to have your wardrobe made out of elementary school book covers? Sure they won’t get scratched, but you’re really giving up a lot for that minimal benefit. Pennsylvania More
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A Real Doll
Parents, stop buying your kid everything they ask for. That little girl does not need a real life doll to play dress up with, even if they say all their friends have them too. Pennsylvania More
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Purple Haze
I don’t think this is what Jimi had in mind when he was talking about “purple haze all in my eyes”. Pennsylvania More
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Hands Behind Your Back Sir
Back in my day we had to walk 5 miles uphill both ways to the town brothel before we could get handcuffed. Pennsylvania More
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Tastes Like Ham
Just in case you forgot what you ate for Easter dinner yesterday, we figured we would have you puke it back up and let you take a gander at it. Pennsylvania More
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Baloo & Crew
We would like to send out a special thank you to all of your favorite “Jungle Book” characters that went into the making of this outfit…..Gone but not forgotten. Pennsylvania More
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Horsin’ Around
Just looking for a good stallion to tame this filly….. Pennsylvania More
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Top Of The Mornin’ To Ya!
My kids are going to be crying until Easter. Only the Irish could use their holiday to ruin another one. Thanks. Pennsylvania More
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Just Dance!
It’s Salsa night at the retiement village; and I’m not talking about the one they have to put their teeth in to eat, but the one where they use their teeth as clacking instruments. Pennsylvania More
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