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Can you hear that? That’s the sound of George Lucas making another billion dollars off the new Star Wars Blu-Ray release. If you couldn’t make that noise out, it was probably drowned out from the sound of some dude dressed up as Chewbacca cumming in his pants. More
Well I guess technically every girl does aspire to one day make that glorious walk down the aisle with the man of her dreams….right man, wrong aisle. Pennsylvania More
You’re creepy, and stay the f*ck away from my feet. Seriously though, this is the type of dude that gets arrested for sneaking into public bathrooms and licking women’s feet. Pennsylvania More
Listen space cowgirl, I think even in space where there is no gravity those wooden boots would be heavy as hell. Pennsylvania More
As we creep up on the 4th of July, I’d like to get my outfit picked out for the weekend and I can’t decided which of these two to rock out in. Help me out with some advice in this edition of “Who Wears It Better?” Pennsylvania More
Unfortunately both Tweedledee and Tweedledum will be fighting over the girl of their dreams. Pennsylvania More
I believe she is a belly shaker which is much like a belly dancer except her belly shakes even when it’s not on purpose. Pennsylvania More
Just in case you were wondering what a skanky mariachi groupie looks like, we got you covered. Pennsylvania More
Now that Memorial Day has passed I encourage everyone to bust out their white wardrobes and pads! Pennsylvania More
Santa’s weird, creepy brother has always been a big LL Cool J fan, even with the transition to NCIS. Of course Santa’s weird, creepy brother is also known as Santa’s weird, creepy brother for a reason. Pennsylvania More
I guess you always need to be prepared in case someone decided to “make it rain on dem hoes”. Pennsylvania More
With Walmart giving away free raincoats like that, I can’t figure out how they stay in business! Not a good business model Wally World… Pennsylvania More
