The Need For Speed
Yeah sure I guess they could have put her in one of those free wheelchairs or scooters that Walmart provides, but it’s a little hard to pretend that you are in a race car in one of those. Pennsylvania More
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Naked & Tased
A 300-pound man was arrested after he was seen walking around an Exton, Pa., Walmart wearing nothing but socks. It was later discovered that the only apparel the man had on was stolen from the store, police say. Employees at Walmart called police at about 5:30 p.m. Wednesday, saying that there was a naked man […] More
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The New Planking
Pffft, planking is SOOO 3 months ago. Everybody knows the new shit is Rocket Shipping – the art of putting stuff over your head to pretend you are in a rocket ship. Pennsylvania & Texas More
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Shore Thing
I didn’t know they moved Pennsylvania all the way east to the Jersey shore! Remind me not to go back home to PA anytime soon, because I’m not in the mood to get any of the…hepatitises? Hepatiti? The Heps? Hip hop anonymous? I don’t know, but the point is I don’t want any of them. […] More
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No Tebowing For You
Today we have the Broncos led by second year virgin extraordinaire Tim Tebow taking on the 6-time Pittsburgh Steelers led by two-time rapist (allegedly) Ben Roethlisberger. Since we are Steelers fans, we are hoping Ben bends Timmy over in a landslide victory… Florida & Pennsylvania More
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Down With The Browns
Christmas came a little early and I don’t have to wait until Sunday to watch my Steelers show Cleveland why the only thing good they have going on in sports come in the form of punch-lines. It’s cold as balls and their sports teams suck, watch out Seattle you may have a new challenger for […] More
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The Battle Flag Of The Confederacy
Say what you want about their meaning, I’m just a little surprised that the ol’ stars and bars aren’t used on more high end products. In fact, I’m gonna go start the trend and see if I can get Mercedes to hook me up with a custom paint job to match the Confederate Armani suit […] More
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Getting Warmer
Well that’s one way to keep your hands nice and toasty. Just make sure they don’t burn and come out with black marks all over them! Pennsylvania More
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Makin’ Somethin’ Out Of Nothin’
Let’s get your minds working full blast on Monday. The question now becomes, is she wearing those flesh-colored pants I love so much or nothing at all? Let’s face it, even the right answer here is wrong but I’m sure all of your bosses will thank me later for jump starting your brain today! Pennsylvania More
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Ain’t Trickin’ If You Got It
So I’m guessing the weeks leading up to Halloween are like weird goth-girl’s Black Fridays, right? Pennsylvania More
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