If the motorized scooters in Walmart didn’t take up enough of the aisle, this b-hole had the get a caboose! All I can think of now is this clip from Wednesday’s South Park. Pennsylvania More
Pink is a popular color for females, hell anyone can wear it head to toe, but when you start bringing that color to your body that’s when you catch my attention and find yourself in a ‘Who Wears It Better?’ competition! While I dig the pink hair, I’ve gotta say the non-conjunctivitis pink eye makes […] More
I honestly can’t figure out the point of a sad clown. It’s like a fat yoga instructor, sure it could work but it seems counterproductive. Anyway in this Who Wears It Better: Tears of a Clown Edition I need you guys to tell me which is sadder, a sad clown or what could possibly be […] More
Let’s see, you shorts don’t fit, your shirt doesn’t fit, and your bra looks like it’s cutting off the circulation to your brain which, now that I think about it, might be the cause of your poor decisions. Pennsylvania More
It wouldn’t be a launch party of our new book People of Walmart: Of the People, By the People, For the People without my favorite game Who Wears It Better: Skeezer Tat Edition. So my people, which lady would you prefer to get an STD from? Florida & Pennsylvania More
If I can see through your pants to your underwear, then clearly your pants are not pants. I don’t know what to call them because I don’t own a pair of pants that fail at being pants. If I did, they wouldn’t be pants. Ok we can go in circles like this forever, the real […] More
We at PoWM are going green in this tilt of Who Wears It Better: Leprechaun’s Abandoned Kid Edition. So, which one of these greeny meanies would you leave on a doorstep? Pennsylvania More