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I’m not saying the guy with the ponytail and mustache with skin tight clothing looking at ladies undies is a wicked perverted creeper, but if I were to ask everyone in America to draw a wicked perverted creeper it would probably look like this. Maybe with a windowless van in the background, but other than […] More
I mean, it’s not creepy if he is so spot on with the name and look-alike right? Serious question though, is Michael Jackson becoming the new Elvis with impersonators? They both have a few different looks you can pull off and so far I haven’t seen anyone look even remotely similar to either so I’m […] More
If we could just somehow coordinate these two to bump into each other all of our problems would be solved!! Pennsylvania & Virginia More
Do you know what big bootys get stored in? Big booty shorts, that’s right. What I don’t know is “Who Wears It Better?” Pennsylvania & Texas More
They’ve got spirit, how ’bout you?! It’s 3 days until St. Patty’s Day people, what are you doing to prepare your livers? I’ll make a corned beef sandwich for whoever can tell me who is shamrockin’ out the best. North Carolina & Pennsylvania More
I’m super excited you hate your real life so you have to jump into this imaginary one where you get to frolic with Simba all day! Now if you’ll excuse me I have to get to my job so that I can earn a living and pay taxes because my parents haven’t decided to support […] More
You know what the best part about a skullet is? It still says “party in the back” but it says “f*ck business in the front, I’m here to party.” Montana & Pennsylvania More
So this fine young man was recently banned from Walmart. Apparently there was some alcohol involved, I’ll give you a minute to recover from that shocking bit of information…Then he decided to tattoo Walmart on his knuckles, because that’s what badasses do. On a completely related note, for a better glimpse into this thought process, […] More
I don’t mean to gross anyone out, but this is exactly what I picture the Kool-Aid Man’s semen to look like. Pennsylvania More
“Let me show you all the really nice cars I wish I had by putting them on the p.o.s. that I have so you think it’s better!” – Super idea there Mr. Taurus. Why don’t you start taping a bunch of Barbie dolls on your girlfriend to see if that works too. Pennsylvania More
You look like Dark Helmet’s girlfriend. Pennsylvania More
“I’m gonna let you in on a little secret…fe-mullets get me so hot and horny.” – said no man ever. Pennsylvania More
