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If I could have one super power I think x-ray vision would definitely be my pick or at the very least in the top 3 options. My biggest hesitation is the fact that with my luck, my super powers would be too strong and I would surpass seeing a nice fleshy booty and right into […] More
Either you bought the wrong hair dye for Halloween or you’re both weird. Very weird. Glad you found each other, but still kinda weird. Pennsylvania More
So when you take your local safari trip to Walmart, which creature do you get the most excited about spotting? Pennsylvania More
Accidents happen. What better way to show that than by rolling around in public like they didn’t?!?! Pennsylvania More
Looks like you took the words right out of my mouth. In fact, it’s so sickening I’m about to go throw up from your gross ass ride. Pennsylvania More
Bottom Biscuits: sometimes they’re not so bad. Pennsylvania & South Carolina More
Well I suppose it takes a sexy person to know a sexy person, amiright or amiright? Pennsylvania More
Holy shit you are depressing the hell out of me. Clowns are supposed to be fun and goofy. You would make Stephen King’s It kill itself. Pennsylvania More
Tight pants. The sacrifice you women make to look good for us mangy ass men. However, it gets to a point where you’ve actually gone too tight and it has an adverse effect. Take for instance these two. I’m worried pants get torn and buttons go flying. Looking like proper circulation is a problem is […] More
Doesn’t anyone have the heart to tell these girls they don’t live in fairy tales or fantasy lands? I guess the simplest answer to my question is “no” but I feel like it still needs to be brought up. Anyway, which work of fiction do you like best? Pennsylvania More
Yo son, I heard you like cars. So I put cars on your car! Xzibit style homie! Pennsylvania More
There is just something about crazy pants that strikes a cord with me. Maybe because unlike a wacky t-shirt you have to go that extra mile to find some bizarre ones and still make that conscious effort to buy them, and most of the time those doing so are not doing it ironically. Anyway, do […] More
