Remember kiddos, when you’re getting your swerve on at the club high on Molly, you’re more than likely bumpin’ and grindin’ on her and not the supermodel you think you’re mackin’ on. Ohio More
What? Cap’n Crunch needs to go grocery shopping too…Probably not the best PR move buying Cheerios in public, but even the Cap’n probably gets sick of eating the same cereal every day. Ohio More
Wow, you’ll really stop all those thieves from breaking into your car now. It’s common knowledge that thieves can’t unlock sliding locks. That’s why they have so much trouble in public restrooms. Ohio More
Where is the line that separates “sagging” and “pants fell off”? Personally, if there is a slight chance I can see your balls from behind I think we’ve hit the latter stage. Ohio More
Let’s all take a big jump (and I’m talking a big jump) and ignore the general part of you having a Walmart wedding….You’re gonna have it in the beer aisle? Not even the Home & Garden section for some decoration? Going straight for the beer garden instead? Okie dokie. Ohio More