Bang up job my man. We can hardly spot the fix-up job. I feel sorry your kids don’t have a pool to play in, but sacrifices must be made all around. Ohio More
So the glass door containing pizza rolls is broken at Walmart. If this story doesn’t start with “So these drunk people or these stoners came into the store at 2:30 am” then I’m not sure I’ll actually believe the horseshit story you try to tell me. Ohio More
Thankfully they make weird shirts for all those awkward and strange people that want to take a day off but still need to showcase they’re oddballs. Ohio More
Check out Dumbledork from Wizardville…ok if you can’t tell by now I don’t know anything about Harry Potter so you guys can make up your own nerdy joke on this one. Ohio More
I’m pretty sure when you’re in danger this Batman just rolls up with a ton of bass in his trunk, gets out of his Batmobile and tells you all about vaping. Ohio More
Just a thought for all you parents out there. If you notice your little girl is getting too obsessed over her doll’s hair, step in and do something about it before it turns into a serious adult problem. Ohio More
What are you possibly doing wrong while driving to screw up like that? I’ve passed cars as I’m texting while driving and speeding recklessly at the same time because I’m rushing home so I don’t poop my pants and I’ve still managed not to put my car up in the air. Louisiana & Ohio More