Why Did The Chicken Go To Walmart?
I’m not sure why a chicken would buy a microwave. It actually seems quite counterproductive if his main goal is to avoid being eaten. Ohio More
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in Ohio, Profane ShirtsBuck Nutty
Warning: Education not included. Ohio More
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in Ohio, Profane ShirtsSurprise!
And you wonder why I hate surprise parties. Everyone is mean, and I always end up leaving scarred for life. Ohio More
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in Ohio, Walmart FashionClassy Lady
Wow, nothing says “I know how to make friends” like a shirt that incorporates computers AND farting! Ohio More
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in Ohio, Walmart FashionOut For A Jog
Nice wonder-bra. Now I just wonder why you think you don’t need to add a shirt to that outfit. Ohio More
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in Ohio, Profane ShirtsChapped
So your dick was dry and cracking due to exposure to wind? Ohio More
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Holy Toledo!
Why do people feel the need to be so mean to their shorts? Being a pair of gray sweatshorts is embarrassing enough, no need to humiliate them in public like that. Ohio More
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Happy Meals On Wheels
Ronald McDonald himself would be embarrassed and disappointed in this person. Ohio More
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in Ohio, Walmart FashionOff The Deep End
Whatchu mean there ain’t no swimmin’ pond here? Ohio More
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in Ohio, Pimps, Walmart FashionI Scream You Scream
My man looks like a walking, talking, pimping Neapolitan Ice Cream. I bet that pimp hand is cold ladies. Ohio More
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in Ohio, Walmart FashionRed Box: A Family Portrait
Do you think they are going to rent ‘Red Eye’ or ‘Red Dawn’ or ‘Red Dragon’ or ‘Little Red Riding Hood’ or ‘The Hunt for Red October’……okay I’m done. Ohio More
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in Mullets/Tails, OhioLet Down Your Hair
Dear Rapunzel, that looks HEAVY AS HELL!!! It looks like a rolled up rug chillin’ on your dome! How/why do you put up with that? P.S. I like your short yellow shorts and big shoes. Ohio More
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