I Got You Babe
I don’t even think Paul Bunyan and his big blue ox could remove those jorts from those tree trunks! Ohio More
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in Ohio, Walmart FashionMan On The Moon
Ever since they stopped going to the moon, NASA just seems to let anyone in anymore. Ohio More
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Puppet Master
Oh, if those unicorns could talk….to someone other than the group of stuffed animals he performs for in his basement. Ohio More
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in Ohio, Random, Walmart FashionDouble Trouble
Dear Mrs. Adams, it was cute to dress your boys Grizzly and Cletus alike when they were two years old, but at 65? Not so much. Ohio More
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in Ohio, Walmart FashionBreak Up To Make up
This is the worst birthday party ever! Oh, she isn’t a real clown?! Well, this is still an awful party. Ohio More
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in Ohio, Walmart FashionSomething Smells Fishy
We got a nice little skank night all planned out. We’re gonna head out showing as much skin and underwear as possible, grab a sixer, and then pick out our own fresh catch of day to cook up….maybe do a little stripping. I dont know, I don’t know if we’ll have enough time! Ohio More
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Cat Man Do Take 2
Hey PoWM, remember that Cat Man Do Car you had on you website? What type of person would drive that car and likely completely fit your previous caption? – Answer, someone who would also glue cats to themselves. Ohio More
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in Animals, Ohio, Walmart FashionPuss In Boots
No Gertrude, I can’t think of a single reason why you are having trouble finding a date for Saturday nights. Ohio More
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in Ohio, Walmart FashionEnough Is Enough
Well it’s about time someone speaks out publicly about the police stealing cars! It’s a sore topic that has been swept under the rug for too long. Ohio More
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in Ohio, Walmart FashionBride Of Chucky
I think I’m more creeped out by the random bright rainbow belt more than anything else. Okay maybe it’s the huge boots, and the Kelly Osborne haircut, and the doll, and the lack of pupils, and the ghostly white complexion, and pretty much everything besides the rainbow belt. Ohio More
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Mistletoeing The Line
Great, now where is the official Megan’s Law inspector? Ohio More
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in Ohio, Walmart FashionHefty, Hefty, Hefty
No need to wrap up that bologna, I’ll just put it in my trash bag shirt. Ohio More
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