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Uugghhh! Okay, when your boyfriend tells you he wants you to put on something a little sexy, he doesn’t mean put on something that is separately small and sexy. Tiny, sexy clothes on not so tiny, sexy people work adversely. For example see Exhibit A. Ohio More
Ya know, I watched both “Life” and “Earth” but I don’t remember her trucking through the jungle slaughtering a pack of leopards. Although I would have loved to have heard Oprah’s voice over describing that! Ohio More
I see you decided to go with the Captain Caveman look….very bold. Not sure if it’s gonna pay off for you in the long run, but still very bold. Ohio More
Oh man! I bet back in your day everyone thought that outfit was awesome huh?!!!….Well, they didn’t, and they still don’t. You looked like a moron then and now you just look like a bigger older moron. You’re like 50 years old, take off the acid wash jeans and the goofy hat, wear normal shoes […] More
Of course the tank top has to be see-through mesh. How else could you see his thong sticking out of his short shorts? Ohio More
This shirt is made of bits of real horse hair…so you know it’s good. Ohio More
You know, I was just wondering if you had a huge stupid tattoo that I could pretend was cool to your face then make fun of when you’re not around? Oh you do! Great, oh and thanks for cutting that hole in your shirt and framing it for us. That really is a piece of art […] More
I love seeing older people covered in tattoos because you don’t even have ask, their body just tells you they made some awful life choices when they were younger. Ohio More
Why wouldn’t you wanna show off that grade-A caboose after all that toning you’ve put in with those ankle weights? Ohio More
I feel like I could learn a lot from you. Sure it would probably be about how to remain a virgin for your entire life and which types of animal sh*t tastes best, but it’s still learning right? Ohio More
Oh snap! Belly-T’s and rat tails! Let’s hear it folks, who wears it better? I gotta be honest with ya, the big boss man in camo looks like he would put a serious hurtin on you, so I’m thinking it’s never wise to go against him. Ohio & Wisconsin More
Well it makes sense that after Rip Van Winkle here woke up he would need to take the biggest sh*t ever! Ohio More
