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Look At Those Dimples!
What is it about holiday dimples that make me automatically smile dry heave? Ohio More
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Patch Adams
All the buttons and patches in the world won’t fill that hole in your heart my friend. Ohio More
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Coal Train
What? Santa visits prisons too…..lots of coal there though. 16 Days. Ohio More
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Secret Santa
Dear Santa, don’t listen to Emmit Smith. Just For Men Beard Color is a joke; embrace the white! Also, your elf just made my 6 year old self shit it’s pants. Ohio More
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Ripped & Gartered
Girl you better start behaving or I’m gonna tear you a new….oh, I guess someone beat me to it. Ohio More
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Shootin’ The Breeze
Did you feel that breeze? Yeah, it was from everyone else running in the other direction. Ohio More
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Loco For Loko
You look like a living, breathing, functioning can of Four Loko. Ohio More
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Mickey Mouse
♫ Who’s the leader of the club, that’s made for you and me, M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E A-F-R-O ♫ Ohio More
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I <3 Bacon
Who has more style than the Baconator? Huh? HUH?!!! That’s what I thought! Bacon tastes great on everything!…..well, almost everything. Ohio More
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The Electric Slide
Hmmm, is there a wedding nearby? Because for some reason that kid is doing the Electric Slide…..♫ You can’t see it, it’s electric, boogie woogie, woogie!♫ Ohio More