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Oh wouldn’t it be great if all females came with instructions? Damn, life would be easy! I mean, I’m still gonna pass on the spanking but I’m sure there is a fella or two out there who is looking to leave his red paw prints all over dat ass! Ohio More
Maybe we should toss these over to GirlsinYogaPants.com and see if they want to start GuysinYogaPants.com!…No? That’s an absolutely horrendously awful idea you say? Worst thought ever? Geez I guess they all can’t be winners, but fine, no pear-pouches for you then! Ohio More
It’s time for everyone’s favorite game “Who Wears It Better?”. Today we have a fierce matchup of two ass-crack juggernauts. First up is your tried and true plumbers crack against the serious up and coming challenger the Butt-Flosser. So who ya got in this matchup? Dare I say that I “smell” an upset here? California […] More
How ya doin’? I’m Scuba Sam, Scuba Steve’s father. You see, my boy needs to take a bath, the only problem is he’s afraid to bathe alone. So, I was wondering if you’d keep him company in the tub.Terrific, and after your bath, you need to try and study hard because if you want to […] More
WHAT?!?!?! ARE YOU KIDDING ME WITH THIS AWESOMENESS! Is this photoshopped or something? There is no way hair can be THAT awesome. I mean a mullet-mowhak-ponytail hybrid…that’s sweetness on a biblical level. Ohio More
I don’t know him personally, but I’m pretty sure even Jimmy Buffett would think you look like a dick. Ohio More
It looks like Cousin It jumped on your back to strangle you from behind….oh, if only! Ohio More
Personally, I would have went with a larger set of pipes. I think those tiny ones just look tacky, but to each his own. Ohio More
Is it sad that I’m less pissed off at the fact that you have a tiny donkey with you at the checkout than I am that you are using a coin purse? God I hate waiting in line for someone to fish out 47 cents! I would literally rather be kicked in the face by […] More
Wow! I’m just shocked there are not 1 but 2 people in this world that thought those were solid tattoo choices! Then again if you check out www.WtfTattoos.com on a regular basis I guess it shouldn’t come as a surprise. Ohio More
It’s not everywhere that you get to see live action dungeons and dragons while shopping for shampoo. Then again, it’s not every day you see someone who plays D&D who actually uses shampoo. Ohio More
Well I think it’s time to play “Who Wears It Better?” and by “Wears It” I mean, who should probably wear a bra backwards to support their voluptuous back titties. Ohio More
