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No shit Sherlock. Did you think I was under the impression that those sad single mothers I throw dollar bills at somehow get pregnant via immaculate conception? Come on man, I’m not stupid, I can see the c-section scars. Ohio More
Alright people, we haven’t given anything away for a while so let’s change that. Funniest pickup line wins either a copy of our new book or calendar, your choice. GOOOOOOOO! Ohio & Washington More
Tickle Me Elmo? More like “enjoy your hand herpes for tickling me Elmo”. Sure, not quite the same ring to it, but I think it will stick. Ohio & Virginia More
Breaker breaker 1-9 we’ve got two bogies on my 6 looking like a couple of idiots. – Ahh that’s a big 10-4 good buddy, saw ’em earlier, completely moronic. Now let’s go get us some lot lizards. (Wow, I’m amazed at how accurate my interpretation of trucker conversations is!) Ohio & Oregon More
Ohhhhhhh this thing looks so evil. Am I the only one that just felt all of their happy childhood memories taken from them and crushed? I just feel so violated right now. That Fozzie Bear Muppet Baby just put the knife right in my childhood heart. Ohh I can’t stand to watch anymore. Ohio More
It’s not often someone has a worse shirt on than a Cincinnati Bengals fan but this guy managed to do it. What I want to know, and what the world wants to know, is what that little boy is saying to his mother. Best caption will receive a copy of our new 2013 calendar People of […] More
What I don’t like? This car. What I do like? His honesty by putting “Poor Man’s Prowler” on it. Ohio More
Today marks one week until Halloween. This woman and her ‘It’s The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown’ costume at Walmart is the best we’ve seen so far. Think you can do better? Send us a picture of you in Walmart in a costume to info@peopleofwalmart.com. Best costume wins a brand-new 2013 People of Walmart: 365 Days […] More
You see that look on her face? I’m as surprised as she is that she is sitting outside a Walmart in the middle of the day! Ohio More
Hello Kitty, Goodbye reputation. Ohio More
Wow, classy. I shall now dub this Who Wears It Better: Thongspotting edition, in honor of the movie Trainspotting, because I think I’d rather OD than keep staring at these whale tales. Thoughts? Nevada & Ohio More
There are 2 things in life that I think we all love, and that’s food and butts. So it comes as no surprise that the two are often related. In fact, we all know too well all about bottom biscuits here at PoWM, but the task at hand is to decide which is better, the […] More
