Move over you buster-ass fake Santas! The real deal Holyfield is coming to town! Time to hang out with unwanted family and friends and watch A Christmas Story on repeat for 24 hours! Ohio More
Anyone who wears jammies over the age of 4 is not cute. That’s a fact. Notice I didn’t even limit that to “wear jammies in public”. I mean period. The only reason they should even be made in an adult size is in the off chance the kid fromĀ JackĀ needs some PJs. Ohio More
Ladies, we all know you can’t resist the urge to jump in the sack with a guy who has a creative t-shirt on suggesting some action, so I need to ask you – which of these two are you going home with? Do you wanna toss back a few brews with Mr. Bandana or go […] More
That’s a good look…if your main goal was to alienate yourself from the world and have parents hide their children when you are within 15 miles of their house. Ohio More
Just because you convinced or tricked that part of your brain that controls shame into thinking your clothes fit doesn’t mean they actually do. Ohio More
1. I’ll just say that’s neat to put a monkey in overalls. Adorable. But now that’s out of the way I can go back to calling you both assholes. There is one accessory dumber than a fannypack in Walmart and that is a damn monkey. Get them out of the store. I don’t like poop […] More
There is nothing better than a great shot of a Walcreature acting in their natural habitat, but every now and then we get some that stop and pose for the camera. So who ya got in this battle of “I’m creepy and I know it”? Kansas & Ohio More