Does anyone want to be the one to break the bad news to her?…That her tattoo is atrocious, not that her family will actually eventually die. That part will work itself out. Ohio More
I suppose playtime is never over with for some kids. Something about adults and toys always brings me back to this sound bit from my favorite movie. Sure it’s probably not very PC in 2014, but whatever, Paul Newman is the man. Ohio More
Some parents limit their kids’ soda intake. Others let them drink enough so they can climb a damn soda machine. Not saying one method is better than the other, but limiting their intake is in fact better. Ohio More
You do realize that for shorts to technically fit, they do need to go up over your butt and not just hug your thighs right? I mean, obviously the answer is no you didn’t know that but I like to ask first. Ohio More
Sometimes we use the word creative to show someone who is artistically gifted and inspiring. Other times we say it because it’s a nicer way of saying “f*cking weirdo”. Ohio More
It’s that ‘suns out guns out’ time of year. Unfortunately these guns look more like water guns. And by water guns I mean water balloons. And by water balloons I mean you’re gross and flabby so put a f*cking shirt on. Ohio & Texas More