Fettuccine Phil
I too enjoy my head to look like a pasta machine in action. New York More
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Keep It Tight
Do you even do kegels bro? New York More
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A New Perspective
The screen from the bench really gives it an artsy Instagram like filter to his plumbers crack. Doesn’t make it any less gross, just more artsy. New York More
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Merry Christmas Walcreatures!
It’s not a holiday until there is a Holiday Man spotting. We hope everyone enjoys a few glasses of egg nog mixed with awkward conversation from 2nd cousins. New York More
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Boozy The Clown
I’m a tad surprised to find a clown in Walmart, but not shocked at all to find her in the booze section of Walmart. Not a surprise there. I think I’d have to pound a case of beer before I even laced up my gigantic red shoes for the day. New York More
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7 Days Until Christmas!
With a hat like that it’s hard not to be jolly as shit around Christmas! Keep doing your thing and ruining the holidays in style my friend….For the rest of us that enjoy Christmas, it’s 7 days away! New York More
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Christmas Trees
Ok I suppose that’s one way of getting into the Christmas spirit. Just go into that type of thing knowing you’ll probably have a bunch of little kids tugging at your feet for gifts so when that happens, that’s on you. New York More
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Cute Shoes
If you were going for the pregnant stripper on meth look I think you killed it. New York More
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Patty Melt
That’s what happens when you use too much lard in your bottom biscuits. They tend to melt all over the place. Not good. New York More
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The Ultimate Plumber’s Crack
That is some serious front-butt action you’ve got going on there. It’s not often, and by often I mean ever, that I’ve seen enough front-butt plumber’s crack to literally swallow up an entire plumber. And I’m not talking about tiny little Nintendo Mario, I’m talking an actual adult male plumber being sucked in and lost […] More
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Now Draining
It’s not often pulled up grey socks are the 2nd worst lower leg accessory on someone, but you’ve managed to pull that feat off. New York More
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WWIB: Mr. & Mrs. Patch Adams
We are patching together a “Who Wears It Better?” for these puzzle pieces that belong together. Who ya got folks? Ohio & New York More
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