Tricked Out
I don’t care what obstacle you throw in his way, a pimp is gonna figure out a way to pimp. That’s a life lesson kids. Write it down. New York More
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Fresh Fish
Dirty girlfriends, MILF and sushi bar. You’re the type of dude that probably references his huge dong like 28 times a day, to the point everyone knows you got a baby carrot in your pants. But still, good luck to any woman dumb enough to get with you, I hope she is up to date on […] More
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The Tale of Tails
Oh the age long debate. Do you go with one rat tail or hit em with that multiple tails? Florida & New York More
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The Middle
Oreo coming up with all sorts of odd combinations now. New York More
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In A Holidaze
You think the Holiday Man is done celebrating Christmas? Pffffft, you can be damn sure he’ll be holly jolly right up until it’s time to get things cracking for New Years Eve! New York More
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Eating Out
If I were to put a ton of money down on picking out that one guy who has never actually even seen a vagina, you can be sure I’m nominating the dude who drives this SUV. You don’t have to call all-in every hand brother, we know you’re bluffing. New York More
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Baby, It’s Cold Outside
Does Walmart even have a “No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service” policy? I guess it’s just implied? Maybe they should tape up a handwritten note like the local mom & pop stores. New York More
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12 Days Until Christmas
Make sure you leave out the whiskey and Marlboros for Santa this year. New York More
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Happy Turkey Day
It’s not a real holiday until the People Of Walmart Holiday Man arrives! Enjoy your Thanksgiving everyone! New York More
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Winter Is Coming
I guess the rows and rows of winter coats, seasonal beers and Christmas decorations aren’t big enough signs for you to realize it’s f*cking cold outside. New York More
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Rope-A-Dope
That feeling you get when your outfit is on point! New York More
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Artificial Intelligence
Glad to see someone is finally putting their turf-grass management degree to proper use. New York More
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