The Bushmaster
I feel like I’ve entered some sort of time-warp where I can see the past and future simultaneously. None of it is good and I’m scared shitless, but for some reason I just can’t stop lovin’ it. New York More
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A Perfect Accent
I guess I can understand the fact that you wanted to add a little brown to your pants to accent your shirt, but there has to be better ways of going about doing that. New York More
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Tag, You’re It!
Bet you wish you weren’t “tagged” in this photo!….Now that that’s out of the way, will someone please find something that she did right, because I sure as hell can’t. New York More
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Touch My Body
Okay, now it’s 5 dollars to touch it while I touch my toes, 6 dollars to touch it while I touch your toes… New York More
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Bright Idea
I spy with my little eye….something single. New York More
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Ebony & Ivory
What is it about the combo of pasty white and dark black that makes me want to eat a bullet? New York More
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Good, Better, Best?
It’s like climbing the ladder to ponytail success…or failure. I’ll let you decide. Indiana, New York, & Pennsylvania More
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Care For A Swim?
Nice work! I would love to see you pack for a family vacation, which I’m assuming you will need to take since your pool is now a taco. New York More
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Look, But Don’t Stare
Listen green goblin, your reverse psychology won’t work on…..dammit, I looked. New York More
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Two Wrongs Don’t Make A Right
“I couldn’t decide which to wear; my sloppy ugly muumuu dress or my lazy pajama bottoms, so I figured i’d just combine the two and hope to make a cute little outfit.” You were wrong. New York More
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