Free Mammograms
Don’t forget October is Breast Cancer Awareness month! So to all you ladies out there, this guy would be more than happy to check for any lumps for you. New York More
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Chillin’ & Grillin’
Just hanging out catching some rays before they are all gone. I get it. I mean, I wouldn’t be in a Walmart parking lot giving myself grill marks by tanning in a cart, but I get it. New York More
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Super Duper
Ah yes, the two things that can bring Superman to his knees, Kryptonite and herpes. New York More
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Sweet Release
Can you hear that? That’s the sound of George Lucas making another billion dollars off the new Star Wars Blu-Ray release. If you couldn’t make that noise out, it was probably drowned out from the sound of some dude dressed up as Chewbacca cumming in his pants. More
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The Afternoon Buzz
You guys can keep your planking, I’ll take a girl pants down passed out in a pool of her own piss any day of the week. To see more dumb drunk moves pop on over to LateNightMistakes.com. It will make you think twice before taking that extra shot of tequila! New York More
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Yeast Infection
Oh no! Did your pasty white tummy get hungry and eat the bottom of your shirt? No? You just like to show everyone what yeast looks like mid-rise? Oh, well then you’re nasty! New York More
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Show Me Your Cheetah
Wild thing, you make my gag reflex sing… New York More
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Cotton Eye Joe
By the looks of it, I presume he is proficient in both hippie hacky-sack and moonshine jug band music…that’s talent. New York More
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Retired Brownie
Those pants really bring out the lack of color of your gunt. However they do match what you look like….shit. New York More
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The Pimpin’ Pup
I guess you could say it’s raining cats and dogs….huh? right? huh? get it? Yaaaaaaa! New York More
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Wiggity, Wiggity, Whack
Man, DJ Jazzy Jeff has really fallen on some hard times. New York More
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Spring Flowers
Check out our buddy Holiday Man moving into the celebration of the seasons! I guess we should just all be thankful we didn’t get a pic of his “April Showers” outfit. New York More
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